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Draco · 06-06-2007 22:35:35

Hi all,

Hoomin Erra is trying to translate your Piss Squig rules into English so he can use them for ALba Bowl in Schotland.

Can somebody please answer the questions below for me pleae?

1: In the french rules, when there are multiple Piss Markers on the floor, you call it "Piss Glissant"? What does this mean for goblins dodging out? -1 per marker? Or what?

2: Can a goblin blitz another goblin, or can you only block when you are next to another goblin?

3: Moving out of a square with a piss marker, is it a +2, or an agility roll? And can you use dodge skill to reroll?

4: Players who has been emasculated, do they move the squig in their turn, or are they out of the game completely?

5: Can a player who is out, still get GNAK markers for players he emasculates? (Thus maybe winning the game?)

6: If a goblin pisses on the squig, and misses, does he have to refuel, or do the goblins only need to refuel when the piss on the squig, and exit the pitch to score?

Thanks guys!

Louis X · 06-06-2007 23:12:25

Don't answer ! I spent all day not giving clues to Hoomin !

Draco · 07-06-2007 08:12:22

Why?

psykokwak · 07-06-2007 10:56:50

I understand rien du tout at this topic.

I don't know pourquoi but its seems ti have pas d'intérêt du tout at all

Kool · 07-06-2007 10:58:07

dit donc canrd tu as un probleme avec le laponien? :

psykokwak · 07-06-2007 10:59:56

seulement ceux qui ont de longues oreilles

Sus aux laponiens crétins!

Kool · 07-06-2007 11:05:14

Draco · 07-06-2007 11:24:00

Can you at least tell me where I can find the French version of these rules?

Eau Minerale · 07-06-2007 14:04:32

s'il vous plaît mon amis?

I've got a few americans looking for the rules, and about 15 people in the UK wanting them too.
I've translated all the rules, but there are the question above that we came across when testing at the Bloodbowl 07

You can't ALL be as useless as Louie can you???

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Louis X · 07-06-2007 15:47:51

Le Sgt Taliesin is the master here for the piss squig matter. We're just abnoxious padawans.

Eau Minerale · 07-06-2007 15:53:50

Ok, i'll try send him a PM.

Louis X · 07-06-2007 16:17:02

So you'll finally work it out. Too bad

Eau Minerale · 07-06-2007 16:56:34

Hey, it's your fault for letting me see the game at Lutece!!!

longshot · 07-06-2007 16:59:13

Louis X a écrit:
Don't answer ! I spent all day not giving clues to Hoomin !

Encore une fois mes collegues m'ont regardé bizarrement quand j'ai eclaté de rire

Eau Minerale · 07-06-2007 17:08:47

Thanks for your support Yohann

Louis X · 07-06-2007 17:25:27

So that's what you do when you're not busy vomiting your green beans on carpets in huge mansions ?

Eau Minerale · 07-06-2007 17:32:59

Yup, that and trying to translate stupid french games to irritate the rest of the world

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Sgt Taliesin · 07-06-2007 23:28:54

Eau Minerale a écrit:
1: In the french rules, when there are multiple Piss Markers on the floor, you call it "Piss Glissant"? What does this mean for goblins dodging out? -1 per marker? Or what?

You have to tag a zone with a piss marker when a piss scatter on the floor. You have to get only one marker per zone even if multiple scatters come down in the zone. If a goblin leaves a zone where a piss marker is you have to make a 2+ roll.

Eau Minerale a écrit:
2: Can a goblin blitz another goblin, or can you only block when you are next to another goblin?

No blitz are allowed. To block another player is an oppotunist action

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3: Moving out of a square with a piss marker, is it a +2, or an agility roll? And can you use dodge skill to reroll?

No because piss got Tackle Seriously no because it's not a dodge. Maybe with sure feet

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4: Players who has been emasculated, do they move the squig in their turn, or are they out of the game completely?

Indeed they play the squigg instead of their player(s). Everybody play !

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5: Can a player who is out, still get GNAK markers for players he emasculates? (Thus maybe winning the game?)

Indeed too, a player who emasculates another player got one point.

Eau Minerale a écrit:
6: If a goblin pisses on the squig, and misses, does he have to refuel, or do the goblins only need to refuel when the piss on the squig, and exit the pitch to score?

You have to refuel only when you piss successfully on the squigg.

Have a good game and sorry for my bad english.

For the suckers who don't know the game : http://pisssquig.lutececup.org

Eau Minerale · 08-06-2007 11:13:03

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers Sgt, all the questions are now answered.

Pissing Squig is now ready to take over the world!!!

Draco · 08-06-2007 11:26:40

Thank you a lot!

Regarding question 3. Is it a +2 roll or an agility roll?

And can I download the French version somewhere?

Thanks again guys!

Mark

King Phanos · 08-06-2007 11:34:44

Eau Minerale a écrit:
Pissing Squig is now ready to take over the world!!!

This is our Secret Plan for France to Rule the world !

You just felt into the trap !

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

Kool · 08-06-2007 11:37:59

Well done Sgt now the world is ready to be at our own boot

Eau Minerale · 08-06-2007 11:39:34

Draco
Here: http://pisssquig.lutececup.org/pisssquig_fr.htm

And i'll email you the english rules once i have modified them.

Eau Minerale · 08-06-2007 11:40:16

Kool a écrit:
Well done Sgt now the world is ready to be at our own boot

No it won't, cos i'm telling them it was me!!!

Draco · 08-06-2007 11:41:07

Eau Minerale a écrit:
Draco
Here: http://pisssquig.lutececup.org/pisssquig_fr.htm

And i'll email you the english rules once i have modified them.

Top show Eau!

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